Friday, March 11, 2011

Devin Behrendsen's Rules and Things for Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself


Rules and Things 1 
If you got to lie make sure you have more lies to back it up.

Rules and Things 2
Be careful about lying to a grown ups if you do lie to them make sure it is simple.

Rules and Things 3 
When you are talking to someone and you fell uncomfortable quickly say a simple lie and change the subject. 

Rules and Things 4 
When you lie stick with it if you do not you will be in big trouble.

Rules and Things 5
If you get got in trouble blame someone else. 

Rules and Things 6
On your siblings Birthday or on Christmas make sure you get the something cheap. 

Rules and Things 7
If you are a little to short to ride a ride put some paper in your shoes.

Rules and Things 8
If your siblings or anybody else steals something from you just say you have something of theirs and walk away smiling.

Rules and Things 9
If your parents tell you to eat your vegetables or anything else wait tell they are not looking and sneak it on there plate.  

Rules and Things 10
If someone you do not like comes over to play tell them you are grounded or say that you have to go somewhere.

 

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